Friday, May 30, 2008

Both the principal and valedictorian plagiarize commencement speeches

Daily Herald-IL

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Men face judge for joke that set friend's testicles on fire

San Luis Obispo Tribune-CA

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Nude couple crashes car into pole after sex

Palm Beach Post-FL

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Woman claims her pizza bit back

Chronicle Telegram-OH

Friday, May 23, 2008

Cop goes undercover as pizza deliveryman to nab would-be robbers

Patriot News-PA

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Janitor at a Christian school busted for videotaping girls in locker room

Los Angeles Times-CA

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Man advertises for wife, offers $5,000

Portsmouth Hearld-NH

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Naked pilot and flight attendant lose each other during sex in the woods

Patriot News-PA

Friday, May 16, 2008

Man uses gun for backscratcher, shoots himself

Dallas Morning News-TX

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Police arrest elementary school principal after finding two bags of cocaine in his sock

The Salinas Californian-CA

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Man nails himself with a nail gun to avoid jail

Kitsap Sun-WA

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Coach beats up little league umpire

Anniston Star-AL